The raw art of this strip was up as a placeholder while the the strip was being finished.
B33p = Beep J0. = Yo.
No way that magical grrl can pwnz both Undead Rangerz and a zombie zilla. She'z probbly toast, which sux. = No way that magical girl can own both Undead Rangers and a zombie zilla. She's probably toast, which sucks.
fsck - Unix command, often used as slang in the place of that other 'f' word due to their similarity.
Anywayz = Anyways
C4llm3 kby3. = Call me, okay bye.